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Here's a little advice: Don't go swimming suit shopping with your 18-year-old with the perfect body. She will try to tell you that you can wear a bikini when it's obvious (especially standing next to her in one) that is just not a good idea. She will say that your tasteful and trendy one-piece is too "momish," which is a word often used to describe anything un-hip.

It is fun to point out to her, though, that the stretch marks you are trying to cover are her fault.